Thursday, 30 September 2010

Kawans (:

For the WHOLE freaking day, every teacher who came in to our class either said "Do your own revision, don't make any noise" or "Buat ulang kaji sendiri". So tell me, how do I NOT like today? :D

This morning, we were all going down to dewan block G. As we were walking, Wei Li somehow, I don't know how, fell. She fell, and I laughed. I laughed, Pui San laughed. We laugh, Yen Lu scold us "Why are you laughing at her? So bad one you two!" she said this, laughing. We are such badass friends. But it actually went like this "HAHAHA!! OMG ARE YOU OKAY?! HAHAHA!"
Then Wei Li stood up on her own, and laughed. Oh my lord, laugh die me.

Back to class, since every teacher said the phrases that all of us very much like to hear, the four of us kept laughing and playing and laughing at everything and anything. And also nothing. Oh muh gosh, this may be one of the crappiest and funniest day EVER in the history of crappiest and funniest days. The 3 of us kept zat-ing Wei Li. So fun! :D

Then after a while,

"Zomok 你笑我?"
"我哪里有笑你?"
"有!"
"Oh 你跌倒的时候啊?"
"是啦!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! 你跌倒很好笑!"
"很多人看到啊?"
"多啦,上面下面的人全部看着你."
"是咯,然后也看到你们这些死臭朋友在那边笑我."


"我跌下去你们没有拉我.."
"拉你不是跟着你一起跌?"

Wei Li Pui San Me


Wasai. Even thinking about it now makes me wanna LOL.
And besides this case, the 4 of us had a lot of time to talk and crap and play and crap and play. Refreshing our memories about last year. SO FUCKASS FUNNY LA!

Today they really can't stop laughing. Why? Because they say my laugh is influential and when I laugh, Wei Li and Pui San laughed and then seeing them laugh, I laugh and when seeing the 3 of us laugh like retarded people, Yen Lu laugh along as well. Laugh until stomachache. Stomach cramp man!



Ah, what a happy day (:





Da EdN :)

Monday, 27 September 2010

Shelley shelley.

"What do you get when you heat calcium carbonate?"
"Err.. Oxygen, carbohydrate, err..."
"Carbohydrate?"

HAHAHAH!!



Pada hari yang mulia ini, saya telah pergi dewan block G dan duduk kat sana, dengar mereka orang cakap ini cakap itu. Sebab I form 3, semua form 3 kena berkumpul kat sana hari ini. So I pergi la. Jadi di sana, kami duduk atas lantai, dan bertanding sentuh kami orang punya toes.

A/bila berkumpul kat Block G, cikgu-cikgu beritahu akan ada aktiviti ini itu selepas PMR. Semua orang tepuk tangan dengan sangat high selepas cikgu cakap. Macam PMR dah over.

A/bila balik kelas, saya telah bermain dengan mereka orang dengan sampat-sampat belaka. Mereka terdiri daripada Ho Shelley, Wong An An, Tan Yen Lu, Tan Hui Chan dan Soh Wei Li.
Walaupun saya X ingat apa yang kami main tadi, tapi, mestilah perkara yang xiao-xiao belaka tu.
Tapi juga, mestilah banyak yang hamsap hamsap punya.

Baik, I kena ZHAO sekarang. Jumpa lagi.



WHOOOOOO~!! Slash's songs in EAR BLASTING VOLUME! :D



Da EdN :)

Saturday, 25 September 2010

End of the day

Home alone. After doing all the things I wanna do which are not exactly the things I'm supposed to do, I still end up bloggin.



My personality:

* I’m loud.
* I’m obnoxious.
* I’m sarcastic.
* I’m cocky.
* I cry easily.
* I have a bad temper. (only if you piss me off real bad.)
* For the most part i don’t like people.
* I’m easy to get along with.
* I have more enemies than friends.
* I’ve smoked.
* I’ve smoked weed.
* I drink coffee.
* I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

* I wear makeup.
* I wear a piece of jewellery at all times.
* I wear contacts.
* I wear glasses.
* I have braces.
* I change my hair colour often
* I straighten my hair often
* I have a piercing (I want more)
* I have small pointy feet


Relationships:

* I’m in a relationship now.
* I’m single.
* I’m crushin’.
* I’ve missed an ex before.
* I’m always scared of being hurt.
* An ex has physically abused me at least once.
* I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
* I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
* I’ve been in love more than two times.
* I believe in love at first sight.
* I believe lust is more important than love.


Friendships:

* I have a best friend.
* I have at least ten friends.
* I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
* I’ve beaten up a friend
* I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
* I can trust at least five people with my life.


Experiences:

* I’ve been on a plane.
* I’ve been on a train.
* Someone close to me has died
* I’ve taken a taxi.
* I’ve taken a city bus.
* I’ve taken a school bus.
* I’ve gone bungee jumping.
* I’ve made a speech.
* I’ve been in some sort of club.
* I’ve won an award.
* I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
* I’ve been in a physical fight.


Music:

* I listen to R&B.
* I listen to country.
* I listen to pop.
* I listen to techno.
* I listen to rock.
* I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
* I hate the radio.
* I download music. (I ask people to do that for me as I do not know how)
* I buy CD’s.


Television:

* I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
* I watch soap operas daily.
* I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
* I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
* I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
* I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
* I’ve seen and like Popular.
* I’ve seen and like 24.
* I’ve seen and liked CSI.
* I’ve seen and like Everwood.


Family Life:

* I get along with both of my parents.
* My biological parents are still together.
* I have at least one brother.
* I have at least one sister.
* I have at least one step brother/sister.
* I have at least one half brother/sister.
* I’ve been kicked out of the house.
* I’ve ran away from my home.
* I’ve sworn at my parents.
* I’ve made my parents cry.
* I’ve lied to my parents.
* I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
* I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
* I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
* I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


Hair:

* I’ve been brown.
* I’ve had streaks.
* I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
* I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
* I’ve been blonde.
* I’ve had black.
* I’ve been red.
* I’ve been light brown.
* I’ve been medium brown.
* I’ve been blue/green.
* I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
* I use conditioner.
* I’ve used silk therapy.
* I’ve used hot oil treatments.
* I’ve curled my hair.
* I’ve straightened my hair.
* I’ve ironed my hair.
* I’ve braided my hair.


School:

* I’ve yelled at a teacher.
* I’ve been suspended.
* I’ve had an in-school suspension.
* I’ve been sent to the principals office.
* I’ve walked out of class.
* I’ve skipped an entire day of school. (with permission)
* I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
* I’ve failed a test.
* I’ve cheated on a test.
* I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
* I’ve failed Art.
* I’ve failed P.E.
* I’ve failed math.
* I’ve failed science.
* I’ve failed another class.
* A teacher has called my parents


Da EdN :)

Thursday, 23 September 2010

The Greats and the Not-Sos X)

Mooncake festival was yesterday. Celebrated at tuition. Very few people went of course, exams and stuff plus other friends' party and stuff like that. So yea, a few went.

At first they just kept randomly lighting up candles, then others kept blowing them off, so the ones lighting them up got bored and stopped. Then they played with mercuns. Each time it goes boom, I got startled. So I went inside the house, and dated my phone. Texting The Ho and The Goh. All of their messages really laughed die me. So I was sitting there laughing alone, OUT LOUD, and each time people pass by they looked at me like "wtf?" HAHAHA.

Then after that, they lit the KONG MING DENG. Funny. A friend of mine who graduated from the tuition center was there. He claims to be the VIP of the day. And when the others lit up the light, he whispered to me,"isn't this illegal?" LOL!

Then hor, everybody played a game of chasing around, in the middle of the road. It was fun. Not to mention, super funny.

So yea. The celebration actually turned out better than I expected, seeing so few people showed up, and to think that the last mooncake fes celebration at my tuition's before they shifted, that place was flooded with homosapiens. And it was super fun.

Yesterday, I can apply a sentence I read from the book If You Can See Me Now by Cecelia Ahern. "And she learned that imagining and fantasising did nothing but break her heart."
I was almost crushed by something. But at the end I enjoyed the day, cos I just know I'm surrounded by awesome people (:





Today in school was pure LAUGH DIE. My gawd. Dunno what's wrong with everybody today. Suddenly talk talk talk then laugh laugh laugh. At EVERY SINGLE THING! I high-5-ed Mr. Lee! LOL ! So random! Kept bullying Shelley. Funny daaaooooo.

I malas mau blog. Just know that, Yen Lu fell down yesterday, and I forgot what I said, then today, I fell down. Bleed until ah.. LOL.



OK BYE BYE! :D






Da EdN :)

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

English period.

12. A ________ crows gathered.

A. large
B. largely
C. biggest
D. larger

We all thought it was typing error that it should be crowd and not crows. So I answered A. (I was the one who stood up and answer)

After that teacher asked:"Did anyone spot any error in the paper?"

Silence.

"No one?" teacher.
"Err.. Number 12?" me.
"YES! There is no answer for number 12! How did you all get the answer?" teacher.

So she asked us to change the choices to:

A. herds
B. flock
C. group
D. host

"So what's the answer?"

Silence.

"C." An An said.
"C. What is C? *looks at the paper* YOUR HEAD C!" teacher. (So lol)

Laughs.

Something something something.

"Flock?"
"Yea. Flock. explains explains explains"

"How about a group of cows?"

Silence

Then we started playing among ourselves.
Craziness starts nowwwww...

"Flock."

Laughs. Then others answered.

"How bout ships?"

"FLOCK!"

Then others answered again.

So actually answered FLOCK for every question. Tau atau tidak, flock saja la.

"Now how bout sheep?"

Silence.

"You know, the meh meh."

LMAO!

Then I was thinking to myself "K la, don't play la. Flock flock flock.."

Silence.

"NOBODY KNOWS? Come on! It's the same as birds."

"OMG! FLOCK!"




Then after that, teacher suddenly asked, "What is the female dog called?"

WHOLE CLASS ANWERED ENERGETICALLY :" BITCH!!" Haha!

"What is the male horse called?"

Silence...





For a very long time.

"It starts with an 'm' "

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm......"

"Four letters."

"MIAO!"


Something something something, (moving on to the next part)

"What is the child of a dog called?"

"Puppy."

"There is no 'puppy'."

"Pup."

"Yes, pup! There is no puppy, I don't understand why people must at -y -y -y at the back."


"What is the child of a cat called? DON'T YOU DARE SAY PUSSY!"

OMGROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!



Ahhh... I like this teacher. :D




Da EdN :)

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Esok Hari Persekolahan :|

A lifeless person like me who's waiting for time to pass and reach the day you want, I'm very free to go around the Internet and I save all these random tags. I found one in my files and I'm bored now so here:


CONFESSIONS

•Do you swear to tell the truth, the WHOLE truth, so help you God?
Yes.

•What is todays date?
19 September 2010

...Okay lets get started...

•Who was the last person to call you baby?
Siu Li. :D

•Where were you yesterday?
at home, except at night go out for dinner, besides that, THE WHOLE FREAKING DAY. AT HOME. WATCHED TV. WHOLE DAY.

•What is your relationship status?
Married. XD !

•Has anyone ever sang to you?
Yea, I have very funny friends. HAhAh hahAHhhaHaHahhha (:

•Has anyone ever given you roses?
No, but my brother did gave me flowers on my 13th birthday. XD

•If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
I don't know! D:

•Who do you text the most?
Mah cousin :D

•What does your last incoming text says?
"Ya.. You told me b4.. Btw I cant sms with you more than 3 msgs.. Out of credit." LOL!

•What is your favorite color?
Errr..... Dunno.

•What color are your eyes?
Don't most Asians have dark brown eyes?

•Who was the last who called you?
My mum.

•When was the last person to say they loved you?
Tuesday. 14th September. Lol.

•Do you like your parents?
Yea. Except when they go KE XIAO sometimes. LOL.

•Do you secretly like someone?
No.

•Why did your last relationship end?
I wasn't in a relationship. lol

•Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
Words like that, WO JIANG BU CHU LO! XD

•Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Can I have both? hahaha

•Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
My mum, says everybody. haha

•How long does it take you to shower?
min 10 minutes, max can go up till 30 minutes XD

•Can you do splits?
I'M PROUD TO SAY, no. XD Actually left leg can, right leg and side ways cannot. So yea.

•Are you flexible?
In what way?

•What movie do you want to see?
Despicable Me. Lol. Aiya, any movie would be fine to me. :D




Walau this tag is too short :/




I would just like to say,

OMG I SO FREAKING LOVE SLASH !




I can't wait for PMR to come and go. I could already see myself after PMR. And I can't wait for 28th of November because 2 of my cousins are coming!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! :D *overjoyed*
And then I also can't wait for the family gathering at Penang in December. WAAHHH!! *overjoyed times 2*


School starts tomorrow. Can I not go? Can I only go back to school for PMR and then ponteng until next year? I'm kinda sick of school. So time wasting.


Tsk. Don't fail! D:
Add oil add oil! I believe you (:


How many more days to PMR? I lost count. Not interested in counting. LOL.
Bye.






Da EdN :)

Thursday, 16 September 2010

很好!

My dad sent me a text message saying:

为了你好,请你坐好,用心听好。
钱多钱少,够吃就好。
人丑人美,顺眼就好。
人老人少,健康就好。
家穷家富,和气就好。
老公晚归,有回就好。
老婆唠叨,顾家就好。
孩子从小,就要教好。
博士也好,卖菜也好,
长大以后,乖乖就好。
房屋大小,能住就好,
名不名牌,能穿就好。
两轮四轮,能驾就好。
老板不好,要忍就好。
一切烦恼,能解就好。
坚持执着,放下最好。
不是有钱,一定会好。
心好行好,命能改好。
谁是谁非,天知就好。
修福修慧,来世更好。
说这么多,明白就好。
天地万物,随缘就好。
很多事情,看开就好。

人人都好,日日都好。
你好我好。


:D




Tuition:

“老师,拉那个椅子来..”
“Zomok?”
“我要放我的脚。”
“你们那个脚啊,动到地好像会烂这样!”


“如果那把尺丢到你怎样?”
“我保证你过不到父亲节。”


rofl!

PMR in exactly 20 days (:
(If we're all not mistaken.)

And according to mah' tuition teacher, she said we're all:
"MM SANG SENG!"


:P







Deep down, waaaaaaaaaaaay deep down,
I'm really worried about PMR.
But... WHAT TO DO. Too much to read! But I wanna read!
Nothing's pushing me, plus I never listen to myself and therefore I can't push myself.
Plus KUMON! I don't know how to do ah....!
My GAWD. Really FML-ish right now.



Oh helps.





Da EdN :)

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Life? Less.


Hot Guy is HOT.




It's like.. No one's studying for PMR. I like it ;) Everybody go out partying around till the a.m. That's why I always say.. PADA ZAMAN YANG MODEN INI, kids really are different.

Nothing to do at home, nap every day until 5pm, at night can't sleep, slept earliest 1am, homework? I don't want. PMR? I studied. Like.. Not very much. Therefore, I have nothing to blog about, and oh... WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE? Or, WHAT IS LIFE DOING TO ME? I feel all halfway hanging. All because of PMR. = =
Oi, fast come fast go LA!

Oh fuck KUMON.

I can't believe I stopped ballet D;

Yesterday night was still fun even when thinking of it.

Am I gonna suck bad in PMR.



Fuu! I. AM. IN. MI-SE-RY.







Da EdN :)

Saturday, 11 September 2010

11th September ;)



Soo Ping's birthday!!!!!!!!


Tonight, we:

-played a bunch of sohai IQ questions, asked by Yen Lu and Marcus. IT WAS FUNNY, BECAUSE CHUN KIAT WAS NOOB!! XD! Plus the solution to the questions was super SWEAT.

-played Truth or Dare. Equally sohai as the IQ games.

-a bunch of teenage friends, sure talked about you-know-what.

-blasted the cafe ;)

-HAD FUN ;D



I've not have such fun since so long. Oh how I miss 2A10.


I'm so lazy to blog, so I did it in point form, and it's super efficient of me to come back and blog after the party.



So,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIM SOO PING!! Still as xiao as the Xiao Za Bo I knew last year ;D




P/S: Chun Kiat ordered some drink called Roasted Milk. Wtf?




Da EdN :)

Thursday, 9 September 2010

HAHAHA Ong She Qin

Yesterday, ....

Do click to enlarge (:


Today, I woke up to...


I didn't wait ;D




Da EdN :)

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

My Addictions ;)

I am so addicted to stuff right now, let's see, I'm really really really really addicted to:


*Misery - Maroon 5. (Both song and video, especially video! )
*Cold Wind Blows - Eminem (OMG Eminem!)
*Hotness and Sexiness, I mean, LOOK AT ADAM LEVINE AND EMINEM!!
*Slash (Still addicted, maybe obsessed!)
*Scenes from Night at the Museum 2 ( XD! )



Adam Levine is so loved :D

Charming, simply just charming.

I SO LOVE HIM.

Misery by Maroon 5 is so SEXAAAAYYYY.



Night at the Museum 2 is so funny! I like Hank Azaria!


Wut? Don't know who he is ah? He's KAH-MUN-RAH in the movie, he was dead, and he has COME BACCCCKK, TO LIFFEEE!! Sorry! I couldn't resist! XD ! And for all those who watched The Simpsons, this awesome series, Hank Azaria plays the voice for Moe and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I know right, he is just damn awesome and funny. Plus he can do so many different voices. Now isn't he just something? :D


Moe
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon :D

P/S: His last name is so yeng :D


EMINEM!
I love his rapping! So rocking! So ber-beat! People, have you all heard of Cold Wind Blows? OMG it's so fucking awesome!




SLASH !!!

This Rock and Roll guy :D !

I should really thank my bro for downloading the whole of Slash's new album. It's so awesome! It's like, he's a rocker! His a super awesome guitarist, his songs are all so rocking but the lyrics are so nice. A lot of feeeeeeeeeeeeel ;D







They're repeating Glee now, so yea, I'm enjoying it a lot too.

Quinn and Puck, so less-than-three.




These days were good, tuition is fun and funny like always. My bro went back teaching, and here I am, putting Cold Wind Blows and Misery on my playlist and repeating it on and on and on and on and on. SUPERB!



I'm gonna enjoy these two weeks of holidays. BAAAM!! ;D




Da EdN :)

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Axolotl :D :D :D

OMG hey hey heeeeeyyyyy! Since you're here I'm gonna show you something really really really really DAMN cute and you HAVE TO LOOK AT IT! Even Shelley agrees with me that it's super duper extremely cute!

LOOK!!!! :




It's an AXOLOTL !!!
No, I do not know how does one pronounce this word.

Look at it! It's so pink and the its face looks like a BAO! Hahahha!


It's smiling at you :)
Ain't it adorable?



And last but not least, to all of you Pokemon fans,

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OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA TO THE DOUBLE CUTENESS !!!





GO! WIKI IT!





AND YOU!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!



The rest, :D





Da EdN :)