Tuesday, 31 August 2010

P P P Pooorrrnnn

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod auactlty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can stlil raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef , but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !


*Got this from Lim Ling's blog. Saw it long time ago actually, but awesome stuff are meant to be spread everywhere :D




Today in school, damn random. Yen Lu and An An ponteng D: FUU !
Shelley and I talked about the cartoons and shows we watched when we were kids. You know, House of Mouse, Good Morning Mickey, Banana in Pajamas, Blues Clues etc etc. Then after all that, she said "Ahhh.. Good old times." and I said "Ahhh.. Good old days." together :D

Kai Hang sat DOUBLE CHAIR and I wanna be taller so I sat TRIPLE CHAIR. LOL damn random.

In science lab, we talked about blood, and how great it taste!
Kah Kien asked:"你们正常的吗?"
HAHAHAHAHA!

Back to class, Sejarah, relieve.
One big bunch there, talking about porn, flashers and animal sex.
So OMFGROFLMAO.

“那个flasher骑motor的...”
“Wait,骑motor怎样flash?”
“是咯!”
“骑motor flash震到...”

HAHAHAHAHAHA

“那个flasher男的还是女的?”
“男的啦!女的怎样flash给女的?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

“等下那个女的flash给女的,那个女的就讲,'HEY! I GOT THAT TOO!' ”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

“那个猴子sex的时候hor,有一个细细长长的东西的...”
“红色的是不是?”
“啊.”
“Lan jiao 来的。”

HAHAHAHAHA

Forgot what she said, but I remember something about,
“漏风的!”

OMG! LOL!



Damn fun. Not to mention, super funny too. Laugh die mannnnn..



K, pit now. I NEED SOME SLEEP.
Sleeping at 4am is nothing, waking up at 4am is something. GAH!




Da EdN :)

Sunday, 29 August 2010

OH BROTHER !

HAHAHAHA ! My brother is just soooooo funneh. Come, I tell you how funny he is.


#1
We have Ip Man DVD at home and my dad said he want to buy Ip Man 2 DVD but my bro said he already bought it. Reached home,

"Where's Ip Man 2?"
"In the cupboard."
"Ip Man leh?"
"Dead."



#2
My nephew's name is Benjamin Tan. And my cousins always play with him and calling him “小Ben”. And then one day,

“小Ben!你很cute!” My cousin kept fat hao-ing.
“ *laughs* 什么小便...?” I said.
“这样大了叫什么?”



#3
We were at Perak. My nephew kept pulling him and mumbled and bunch of stuff. Then ran off, and came back, tried-to-talk, and my bro and I just stared. Then my nephew continued pointing at don't know what, and kept making the "mmm, mmmmm" voice, and my bro stared at him and say, "I don't speak BABY."




OMGGGGGGG. I'll post about more of his funny moments when he says more of them. Sometimes ah, he just makes me so speechless. So lame :D




Da EdN :)

Saturday, 28 August 2010

You tell me.


















Look at how ridiculously ADORABLE we were last time :D Doesn't it just kinda makes you sad to see us grow up? LOL.



School life is forever funny. 3A11 is soooooooooooo nerdy and creepily SMUD and crappily FUNNEH. Every day is a LAUGH DIE day.

We're all really meanies. Kept making fun of SHORT people and FAT people. Teruk betul class ni. x)
(Check out Shelley's blog to know what made us laughed out loud in DETAIL)



Three things bothering me right now. 1 of them is really private, 1 is the dreadful slow-comer PMR and the other is.. A bit complicated to be told here. If there's a way I could just approach that human being and BLAH everything out that would be wonderful.


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Yesterday's nightmare were really nightmare-ish. I forgot who was I with, we were at some abandoned place, answering questions, and some guy got the answer wrong and the one asking chopped him with an axe. While I and the others just stood there and watch, not knowing what to do. He didn't die, the one being chopped I mean. Just.. Bleeding a lot.. Suffering.. He tried to talk, but couldn't. But the the one who chopped him, after that, he looked like he felt so terribly at fault, so lost..

I don't know how we ended up in that place. I remember sleeping in a moving train. With one of my cousin. But she seem fine, normal. It's just me, in that dream, feeling like we're going to somewhere to get killed.

Of all the weird dreams, some made me wake up and cry, some just scared me up, some I just remember them until now, but this, this is the most violent one. So much.. Blood..





Da EdN.

Friday, 27 August 2010

Time flies,

Today I online, opened my mailbox to 43 emails, and most of them are from facebook, (like always) and all of my cousins commented on photos, I went to check them out and OMG (:
I don't know where she found all those really, really, really old photos.

My aunts and uncles are all so YOUNG in those photos, I even saw photos of my grandfather's photo :D Man, my dad and him look SOOOOOOOOO alike. And the photo quality, HEN YOU feel (:
And most of the photos, I'm not in them, cos I wasn't born yet. Hahaha. And I saw my parents wedding photo, you know, those which the cousins, uncles aunties and parents all take one group photo. Wahhhhhh (:

And then all of the elder cousins in the family, they were all BABIES in the photos! Made me laugh like heck man! SO ADORABLE ! And my dad is soooo cute and my bro was fat! HAHAHA! And I'm still not in most of them, cos I still wasn't born. XD !

See those photos, very syok. Seeing all of my cousins' photos as BABIES, and thinking that most of them are in universities, college, studying in other countries, and some are already MARRIED, HAVE KIDS ! WALAOOOOO...

I shall take photos in December at Penang to do comparisons with these A-year front punya photos. See, now I really can't wait for December. I can already see myself after PMR now, although my trial sucked. :D




Till then, fellow earthlings (:






Da EdN :)

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Wut?

Today, I did absolutely nothing.

Woke up at 9:30am, went out eat, go Central Market buy stuff and saw Pn. Mazni there and she smiled at me which it's kinda scary that she knows me. XD.
Reached home at 12pm. Onlined until 1pm, then sleep until 3:30pm.
Ironed my shirt, played PvZ and found NOT EVEN ONE SINGLE PLANT.
Put Starlight in my playlist and repeated it for the millionth time.
Facebook around, read people's blog.
And it's already 6pm now.

There's one perfect word to describe today.
LIFELESS.




Tomorrow Maths.
If I get B again I think I'm gonna cry.
You please GAH YAO. Don't YING SUI us. HAHA x) I'm just kidding.
Best of luck.





Da EdN :)



Saturday, 21 August 2010

No doubt you're a great friend but I know where do I go from here now. (:

Friday, 20 August 2010

Glee Survey !

OK I found this at Tumblr and I just have to do it :D


GLEE SURVEY

The first character I fell in love with: Noah Puckerman :D {HEARTS}

The character I never expect to love as much as I do now: still NOAH PUCKERMAN !

The character that everyone else loves that I don’t: Finn Hudson

The character I used to love but not anymore: William Schuester

The character I want to be like: SUE SYLVESTER ! HAHAHA

The character I’d want to slap: Jesse St. James.

A pairing that I love: Quinn Fabray and Noah Puckerman (:

My least favorite pairing: Artie and Tina?

Favorite Character: NOAH PUCKERMAN !

My three favorite characters: Puck, Quinn, Santana

My three least favorite characters: Kurt, Terri, Ken

Best singer: Santana (:

mengA-CHEW !

Today: FLU LIKE SHIT.

Ask the ones who sat around me during our examination in Dewan Block G. The first wave was already like a lot, and the second wave was DOUBLE the amount of the first wave. Damn suffering man. What is with all these excessive mucus?

So after school, Wen Xi and I went in to BP, and saw the form 2s debating for fun. So we just sat there and watch. OMG. Laugh DIE.

“那个叫‘五彩缤纷’,可以美化我们的地球,你有看过rainbow吗?”
“请问什么是rainbow?” said the judge of the day.
“彩虹,sorry。”
“请问什么是sorry?” The judge heard me and LOL.



Oh right, that day my bro was playing Plants VS Zombies, and he found FIVE freaking plants in one level and another during the other level. That makes 6 plants found per day, and I said, “哇!天理何在啊?”



Oh noes. Having exam in Dewan Block G makes me feel so out of touch with my classmates. D:


I HAVE ISSUES ! AND I'M LIKING IT ! HAHA ! :D



Every day since the first day of exam (which makes this the 3rd day so far), when I finish the paper, Slash's songs will be bursting like loud explosions in my head :D
Ahh... Sooooo SLASHed (:




Da EdN :)

Sunday, 15 August 2010

The Last Post (I think)

OK I shall try to make this my last update until after PMR. (Note: I said I shall TRY)

So that day right, I saw this two cats outside my gate. Like guarding my house. LOL


Friday, I went dinner with bro and his friend.

"Look, a dog."
*look outside*
"She's carrying it."
"I'm more interested in homosapiens."

Ha-Ha-Ha.


And I just came back from Perak 1pm today. I don't really know why we went there actually. We reached there yesterday at 630pm and today we left at 9am. Very lol-ish. But we did get good food and see the babies :D

AND OH YEA! Taiping lake is such a beautiful place (:




OMG I could die of his cuteness :D


Weekends are such relaxing days don't you think? Even thought it's just two days. But it's goooooooooooooooood.


Lately I've been really IN to Slash's new songs, which makes me pretty much enjoy other rock songs. Like, LEGEND rock songs. Not some faggots of today.

Just that day my bro told me, his friends and him were talking about the song "Somebody to Love". The original singer was Queen, but Glee sang it too, and so did Justin Bieber. So my bro and his friends were talking about Queen and Justin Bieber. And one of his friends said:"I know that both of them are gay, but please don't mix them up together."

LOL if someone facebook status this I would definitely LIKE it like heck ! :D



Ahh... So SLASHed (:



I'm actually more concerned about trial than the actual PMR. LOL. My life in school next year depends on this more than that. HAHA x)



Yea, so that's kinda it. I don't really know why I would make this my last post until after PMR. It's not like I would spend more time dating my books since PMR is about less than 2 months from now. Time flies by, but I still wish I could fast forward it. LOL. Hati saya dah kat Penang la.


OK! Gotta go watch a video and play Plants VS Zombies :D



Da EdN :)

Friday, 13 August 2010

Long enoughhhh

So last Sunday Wei Li came over to my house and we studied two babs of Sejarah and crapped and talked like a lot.

About 5 something we went to the playground. And there was this dog there which makes me wanna go home. (Yes I am very scared of dogs) And as I pulled Wei Li and walked away, the dog followed. I stood there, still. And when Wei Li wanted to touch it it ran away. HAHA.

While swinging on the swings, two other sentosarians came to the playground and looked at us. And I was crapping like:"YES! I'M FROM SENTOSA! STOP STARING AT ME! STOP IT! STOP IT!" and she was like:"Do you think they can hear you?" and I replied:"I hope so."

Then we continued to swing and talk and then ANOTHER DOG came!
"OH LOOK! Another dog.."
Then, ANOTHER DOG CAME! The owner even brought it towards us. And I said, out loud, "OH GREAT. MORE DOGS."


LOL.



And then we went home cos I hafta pee and then we played with my neighbour's dogs. Actually, dog. Cos the other one was just ignoring us all the while.




Kinda.. It. For the day.



Monday
My whole class has gone MAD ! MAD, I TELL YOU! MAD!
At least, us and the ones who's sitting near us in class. Really laugh die that day.

Tuesday
I dah lupa.

Wednesday
My bro said he could leave at 1:10pm. Then when we were walking out, some teacher stopped him and at the end we went home at 3pm. ==" I was damn beh song.

So Wen Xi and I lepaked around the scool compound. So lifeless.

Thursday
Cos I have to wait for the brother, my plan was to do MD until 3pm. Then Xue Hui Weng Hong Sin Ling all left at 130pm. =="
Fine lo. LOL.

Friday
Sang nursery songs with Shelley in class.
And I finally got blister on my finger for playing the cello (:



P/S: Ah.. Slash.. (:

P/P/S: Stranger than fiction (:





Da EdN :)

Friday, 6 August 2010

School the FUN :D



Our Seni Project's MAIN CHARACTER:KOGEPAN ! :D



So we had this totally random and totally sudden BC exam by the government. It has been told that it is HIGHLY CLASSIFIED. So -_- ish HAHA.

3A12 and 3A11 classrooms are used for the exam, so 3A12 went studying at Bilik Multimedia and we get to study at Block G hall. How nice of the school. But it turned out not-so-bad-ish.

English period was pure LMAO.
Pn Sujata asked us to talk about a scene in Phantom of the Opera. And I forgot who said this:
"Christine kissed Erik while he was torturing Raoul."
Then Pn Sujata said :"You're torturing her boyfriend and she kisses you, WHAT THE HECK?"

Oh damn. I laughed like shit there.

Then later she spoke.

"You know this teacher student relationships, he sang, she sang, he heard her sing, he sees her face.. Then what happened next?"

*keep quiet*

"Some sparkle happened.. COME ON. What happened next? You! Boy, answer."
"Christine became a singer."


OMG WE LOLED like CRAP.


*OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I DIDN'T HAND IN MY GEOGRAFI NOTA AND LATIHAN.*


Ok I'll skip to the examination part.

It's a government HIGHLY CLASSIFIED examination, so the GOVERNMENT EXAMINERS came of course. When the dude started talking, everybody was talking about his ascent. His mandrin is damn freaking ! (Actually it's just us Malaysian Chinese, I mean, he's a Malaysian Chinese too but you know.. the way we talk and the way these people talk. Like heaven and earth)

So when the whole classroom was in absolute silence, we all heard the teacher next door saying "KELAS SEBELAH ADA PEPERIKSAAN, TOLONG SENYAP!" crystal clearly and for some reason I wanted to laugh. Like Wei Li Yen Lu Shelley An An and Pui San said, my laughing point is DAAAAAMN low.


Druing orchestra practice, I really don't understand why Form 6 people need to many places in school for their own. Don't they already have a freakishly large room? Now they need another freakishly large room which when we use, is not even big enough. WHY IN THE HECK DO THEY NEED TWO FREAKISHLY LARGE ROOMS? I'm just saying, even if they want all the freakishly large rooms, at least don't leave our club homeless.

Then my coach said:
"Why don't we go practice in Bilik Guru?"
"Har?"
"Ya la. If they scold me I'll say 'I can't earn your money without doing anything. I HAVE to teach the students and we have no place, so I teach her lo.' "

Walao. Even when angry, he's still very funny. LOL



K la. I'm actually just blogging to pass the time waiting for the Lau Yin Huan lady.
So.. Bye!


P/S: My bro said Slash's concert was AWESOME. AWWWW MAANNN!!! Screw him for not taking me with him D:




Da EdN :)

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Seriously, FUCK OFF.

Let me tell you something, you ______. I say I don't wanna go means I don't wanna go, I say I wanna STOP tuition with you means stop. Don't be a money eater and go do shit-ass stuff to make me go back to tuition again. Things I don't wanna do you force the hell out of me your plan will still end up in a total failure. My result, my problem. It's not a very good thing to say but you still make me wanna say it. My results good is my problem, my results bad also my problem. You're just a tuition teacher. You don't freaking run my life. You want to eat people's money you go eat other people's. I say don't want means don't want. Why do you have to go persuade my mother into wanting me to go back to the fucking 3pm till 6pm sejarah tuition? You want money you go rob the bank. So maybe we're still young, but we are freaking definitely old enough to decide for ourselves, don't you think? Especially my brother. I may be Form 3 and you wanna control my life but he is Form freaking 7 (Upper six) !
Don't give me shits like “费用是省不到的”, 都不是你的费用!当然省不到啦! Sending my mother messages won't work on me. I had enough of you and your money eating habit. You asked:"OK?" Well guess what? My answer is:
"OF COURSE NOT."






Da EdN.

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

The Twos.

Today I went and startled Wei Li by doing this...

She was focusing on her seni project you see, and then I went to her and banged on her table and yelled something and then she SCREAMED. :D

Pn Ong went in to class a bit late and I told Shelley to go out of the class, come in again and say:"OK KELAS, BERDIRI!" and then we will say:"SELAMAT SEJATERAH CIKGU."
The plan turned out to be a total failure cos even though Chi Hoe and gang knew about it they didn't play along, only Yen Lu did. HAHAHA :D
Laugh totally die.

When school ends..

"I hate you." said Wei Li.
"Ok, I love you too, bye bye." I replied.
"Bye byeeee.." she said.

lol.


Walking out of school...

"Frog." I said, trying to scare Yen Lu.
Then Shelley said in a rather scared tone, "WHERE?"

Damn she's cute :D



K about the title, I did a little estimation which turned out to be this:

2 days to Slash's concert, which I won't be going cos my bro said I'm underage. DAMN.

2 weeks till diagnostic, which I really hope for acceptable results, to my parents that is.

2 months till PMR, which I hope will come faster.

2 years to graduation, which is a totally random thing to say.



Da EdN :)