And the portrait show seems to have no faces in it at all, just paint. You suddenly wonder why in the world anyone ever did them. I look at you, and I would rather look at you than all the portraits in the world.
Wah lala. I just told people that I wouldn't update my blog until after exam, but look at me now! Haha :D
These days in school, excluding the part where all of us got really pissed by faeces teachers who do stool-ass stuff and teach like poop-face (you know I know la who. :P), other moments were really fun and funny. I have awesome classmates that's why :D
I remembered something. One day during Moral, our group gave the wrong answer and teacher wants us to SING in front of the whole class. We stood there and did absolutely nothing for minutes and minutes and minutes ! :D And when teacher finally asked the class "Mau dendaapa?" and the class responded "DUDUK !". Laugh die people meh.. :D
"Nyanyi lagu sekolah." "Tak tau lyrics worh. Sangat teruk punya.." "Lagu Wilayah la.." "Wah. LAGI teruk oh." "Negaraku." "PALING teruk!"
WHAT IS THIS mannnn! Gas die teacher and laugh die among ourselves.
"Eih jangan buang masa lagi." "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, *clap clap*"
Then seni, teacher taught us origami. Swee Her is the God of Origami. He kept teaching people to fold cranes that day. And then Shelley and I got addicted to it and kept folding. And I took them home and they ended up in pictures ! :D
That smallish crane is by Swee Her
See! So cute! XD
The above thing you just read happened about like.. Last month or something. TEEHEE=)
Deanna drew this on ma hand that day :D
I am currently crapping with the awesome dude Goh Kai Hang and the awesome dudette Ho Shelley. You see ah, they ah, change topic like this punya. From SAW to Ju-On falling from the stairs, to Hot Bitches who eat people, then comparison of Megan Fox and Katy Perry, then migration, to acting like they don't know got exam, to Job: Making Sense, to crap and get paid, and then to job, and then to BLOW, then to firing dads, to VACUUM CLEANER.
And while they are crapping, I am here blogging about them .
Aiya.. I don't know what's wrong with the upload photos thing is Blogger. The "Bad Request" thing keeps on popping out, so it's not my fault. So these will just have to do. For more photos kindly view facebook.
So, I just came back from Sandakan this Tuesday. It was nice. Things worth seeing and places worth going. See, if want to go overseas at least travel to all 13 states in Malaysia first :P
That Lau Yin Huan banyak sibuk punya, first day I reach, she went tuition and school for some computer club thing. Suan loh. Macam business woman. XD ! So first day, I went visiting to places without her D:
Went some place to see monkeys. The long-nosed monkey. Pro something. I forgot, though my dad kept repeating the name that day. XD I kept taking photos of the monkeys. Cos I always see them do funny funny stuff. And things they do reminds me of people I know. Hahaha! And suddenly, my aunt came to me and say :"You see that two monkeys". And guess what? Yea. They were sexing. :D RIGHT after they eat you know? And before my aunt told me that, I was still thinking why have I never seen animals sexing? And there I have it XD
After that we went to some lodge thing. That place is damn nice. Very resort-ish. If ajak all close cousins or friends there to stay overnight sure very syok.
Dinner, we had seafood of course. Sabah, seafood. Seafood, Sabah. They're related. XD. The food was awesome. But we eat until macam mau mati cos they ordered A LOT. And the place was nice too. Very the windy. And that sampat gia and I kept taking photos and talking about some of our weird weird friends. XD! (I'm not telling who :P)
Day 2, that sampat gia went marching from 8am-10am. (see! busy sangat!) So I woke up like very late. Actually it's not late for KL people. 11am. Then stuff and stuff and off we go to places again.
Weird. We kept going to temples. And crazy asses like us, go temple also want to camwhore punya. xD !
Then after temple, we went church. Haha!
Sangat cantik kan?
This church was founded in year 1888 0_0 ! Very nice la.
My dad took this pic XD
My mum took this pic HAhaA :D
Then we went to Agnes Keith House. And stuff stuff stuff.
"Egg flower" xD
WHO'S THE PREY NOW?!?
Because of the HAWT weather, we went eating Ice Kacang. :P Sandakan is a small place. Haven't even reached that place, that sampat gia saw a whole bunch of people from her school. In fact, I think she saw two groups of people from her school.
My two cousins and I took one table while the OLD FOLKS took another, which is behind us. And we kept hearing my dad order stuff. "You very hungry meh?" "No ah, why?" LOL ! He ordered a lot, like really a lot. Never eat Sabah food before maybe. Hahaha! Oh oh oh ya! When we were walking to the store, I saw cockroaches. Dead cockroaches. A LOT of dead cockroaches. GOOSEBUMPS mann!! WTH IS THAT PLACE?!
Then I forgot what we did after that. We went to some garden thing. With this beautiful lake there and with boats to STEP. I dunno. They call it TA CHUAN (Step boat) in BC. x)
Very nice la. Especially when you stop your boat in the middle of the lake. Listening to nature (: Very relaxing. And what do two girls do there? Gossip. Hahaha! We gossip everywhere. Actually it's not called gossiping. For cousins like us who only see each other maximum 3 times a year, it's called catching up.
(When I told her about XXX, I really sorta miss that human being. When I told her about XXX, I just felt the feeling INCREASING.) *Shh! Don't ask :D*
Nature is beautiful :D
Now that I went to see eagles and went Sabah seeing monkeys and beautiful places etc etc, nature became even more beautiful than ever to me (:
Last dinner at SABAHHHH :D
This lobster is lengzai :D
And if you're wondering why this post is titled "my escape route", it is simply because I don't feel as stressed out anywhere besides KL. Somehow, I just don't have to bother about anything or anyone here while I'm away. Though it's just 2 days. K I dunno what the crap am I talking about.
In Sandakan, one night, on the wya back home from dinner, this came across my mind: 我很喜欢离开 KL 的感觉，可是为什么每次一旦离开了，都一定会有一些人好像把我的心锁在 KL ?
And one day, I went STEP BOAT with ma cousiee. And I asked some stupid crap:"这里有没有食人鱼的?" XD ! And she said:"这里连鱼都没有哪里会有食人鱼? 你看太多戏啦.." LOL !
I wanted to blog just now. But hor, all the photos from my camera hor, very big size lehh.. Hafta wait very long. So.. Can I not blog? Can. OK ! :D Sorry lo Lau Ah Girl xP The Sandakan trip was fun. I love my cousins :D Looking forward more tuh December lehh.. When everyone's done with their big exams. Mark my words, This year we'll parteyy like MAD.
Hey, I just realized that I told Lau Ah Girl loads of stories of what happened in my school that she's totally not interested in. XD ! All sorts of random and retarded crap we did in school. SAMPAT dou sei weih!
1.What have you been doing recently? - computer, cawhoring around, eating etc etc
2. Do you ever turn your handphone off? - oh like duh
3. What happened at 10am today? - i'm still sleeping
4. When did you last cry? - I don't remember
5. Believe in Fate/Destiny? - yes? it depends.
6. What do you want in life now? - I want good results in all sorts of exams !
7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood? - depends
8. What's your favourite thing to do on bed ? - talk, day dream, sleep
9. What bottoms are you wearing now? - Shorts
10. What are the nicest things in your inbox? - "God bless you" XD
11. Do you tend to make relationships complicated? - WHY?
12. Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone? - nope
13. What was the last movie you caught? - Alice in Wonderland :D
14. What are you proud of? - stuff
15 . What does the oldest text msg in your inbox says and who is it from? - the password to my comp from my mum
16. What was the last song you sang out loud? - sorry sorry sorry sorry HAHAHA!!
17. Do you have any nicknames? - Bird Bird
18. What does the newest text msg says and who is it from? - some random msg from my cousin
19. What time did you go to sleep last night? - 12am sth
20. Are you currently happy? - yup
21. Who gives you the best advice? - depends
22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can? - eeewww
23. Who do you talked to on phone last night? - can i not talk abt it?==
24. Is something bugging you right now? - sort of
25. Who is the last person to make you laugh? - Lau Yin Huan
26. Do you like yourself? - what's not to like? :D
27. You want $5 or $10? - $ 5
28. Do you think you are stupid sometimes? - of course
29. Who is your best best best friend? - JACLYN WONG JIA WEN
30. What will you do if you like that boy/girl? - like then like la. what is there to be done?
31 . Who are ur favourite stars ? - quite a lot lehh, I like Ben Stiller :P
32. You hate your mother sometimes in some ways? - yes
33. Do you had even stead before? - what?
34. What type of boy/girl do you like? - *walk away*
35. Now are you single/attached? - MARRIED. XD !
Ah Doraemon, I only did the above part of your tag. Ooops :D
I am currently blogging from Sandakan. My post is random. I just feel like typing something cos this laptop have good keypad. XD ! I reached Sandakan yesterday at 10 sth. I started camwhoring with my cousin yesterday NIGHT till now and we already have 70+ photos :D Keep saying "SEE YOU ON FACBOOK :D*
I balik rumah baru blog detailed sikit la. GTG shower nao. Get ready for a long post tomorrow.
I went to Port Dickson today ! To see Eagles from all over the countries. And for that I woke up at 7am even though it's not a school day.
The eagles are flying back to their homes, which is from Sumatera to countries like China, Japan, Korea etc etc.
This, I saw on the way to PD. It's BEAUTIFUL ! (:
These were taken during breakfast (:
Then my bro and I went lepak-ing. To the forest. Mind you, the road is ENDLESS. We don't even know where's the road suppose to lead us to. LOL !
Dia banyak yeng (:
That thing was left on the table so I just played with it.
Then came the eagles. All different kinds of them. And when you see some paper thing there, it says that their WS is 178cm-218cm. (Ask around if you dunno what's WS, it does not mean WEI SHAN here. xD ! ) Which is like, BIG. And their wings are very nice. I really like the way they fly. One eagle flying is already damn nice, imagine one bunch. And today, I saw LOTS of bunch. LOL. Binoculars are HARD to focus aren't they? Or is it just me? Haha. The people there say, the hotter the weather, the more eagles come. I saw a lot! Makes me wanna fly with them XD ! Unfair! My mum said she saw a red one! D: !
Mum & Dad .
Bro and I.
Rawr ! It was so hot there. With the sun high in the sky which makes all of our eyes DIE. XD. But it's worth it. It's not like everyday you see a BUNCH of eagles flying over you every 10 minutes (:
If you wanna describe something as "yeng", use "EAGLE".
Let's see. Yesterday was Hari Sukan. And it was fun. I spent my time jaga-ing BAWAH KHEMAH VIP where there's air-cond and very few people walk pass there. And after my shift, I just slack at Aras 2. :D
After Hari Sukan, the three crazy assholes and I went to watch Alice in Wonderland. We showered and stuff and Deanna's. Lunch's McD. Then we played in the fitting room. Randomly. Just to pass time :D
More on Facebook. XD !
We all wore white pants LOL !
The movie was great. Watch it for yourselves. I shall not be a spoiler. :P
I slept at 8pm ! D: ! Pro leh.
11/3 : Happy Birthday, EDWARD PHUA ! :D
Today at school.
-Chi Hoe pro with magic tricks. (saw the vid he posted, so proud to call him my classmate XD ! )
-Chinese orchestra practice was fun :D
(Yer. I tak mau blog detail la.)
Before going home, saw Wei Jie and Yao Hua. Then stuff stuff stuff.
Then later Chun Leong came.
"要我载你回吗?" "做么要载我回?" "你家在我家下面罢了嘛.." "什么'下面'? "
Trying to explain
Walked away, turned to us.
"我家在他家下面哦.. 他住什么? OPERA HOUSE ah?"
Wei Jie Chun Leong
Laugh die people man.
I kept saying this to Li Ying just now: Form 2 tat time, got holidays, I'll be like "Yerr.. Why holiday? dun wan la. Do wat at home..??"
Now Form 3, "YESSS!! Holidays!!" "YESS! Last day of school !" "Yerr.. when's the next holiday?"
Esok saya pergi Port Dickson. Sunday saya fly Sabah. Tuesday fly balik. Miss me ah (:
School. We kinda started Science Chapter 4. :D ! LOL. This may be the first time I paid so much attention in Science class. And those people very sampat. "Sperm is the smallest cell in human body." 0.06mm. And they go MEASURE. WTF?
For the whole day, I crapped in class with Yen Lu, Edward, Wen Li, Swee Her the most. And also, Yi En, Xue Hui, Jia Yi, Chi Hoe and Hon Pong joined. Wen Li and his FAILED magic tricks learned from Chi Hoe; Chi Hoe and his PRO "magics" LOL !
Wen Li mentioned about Happy Tree Friends, which brings it all back to Saw. And I can't stop talking about it. Hahahaha! :D
I wonder what you're thinking. All the freaking time.
“夸张修辞手法指的是什么？” “Wah! 你的 bo 大到好像山这样哦！！” “Wah! 你的 lan 长到好像神经线这样哦！”
Hahaha ! :D
It just feels weird without that human being around. But just when I was starting to get use to it, I just had to remember that that human being is coming back. Of course, that gave me some hope, and yet today, I end up in disappointment. And I passed by that place several times today, thinking that you're suppose to be here when I looked into that place. OH WELL ! :D
It's undeniably peaceful that day. Without any people I talk to that much around me :) It's good to feel this way every once in a while.
I'm like losing them quite-friend friends. And I don't even know why. I care, but I don't know how anymore. And obviously there's nothing that can be done. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO? So... OH WELL ! :D
My bro banyak WTF.
"Is Justin Timberlake gay?" "No." "How you know? He got girlfriend meh?" "You got girlfriend meh?" "How you know I'm not gay?"
It takes one second to have a crush on someone, One minute to like someone, One hour to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget.
I wonder why is this world filled with SUCH WEIRD people, childish KIDS and selfish jerks. Look, just because YOU have some WEIRD problems, don't show your SHIT-ASS face to me. I am doing my job and I wasn't even SCOLDING you. I am asking you nicely + playishly to kindly leave the building and what the heck did you say? "你再赶我我就不走." Who in the name of mighty Hercules do you think you are? 你爽你不是不要走咯，到时候我看你怎样中招。你以为你很厉害啊？讲这样的鸟话！你有胆就不要走，我跟老师讲的时候你不要哭！不要给我笑到肚子痛！PUUIII!! Have some self-esteem! 知道自己错就diam, 不要答我废话。
Oi, that is a fire extinguisher. Never see before meh? So charm one ah you people? Never see before you bring it home, YAT DUI YE DUI, marry it also nevermind. Wanna play with it also nevermind but do you have to spray it into other people's class? If it's so fun, you bring to your own class, spray until everybody in your class FUCK GAO you you only stop. You people really have nothing better to do. I would really like to see a fire happen in your class and the fire extinguisher is out. I would really like to see you people CRY. And at that time, I will stand there and laugh. And if you manage to come out alive, I would tease you like heck.
I really don't like fireworks.
1. 污染空气 air pollution 2. 浪费钱 waste of money 3. 吵 noisy like heck
I know you people are too rich and have to spend your extra money somewhere. Here's an idea, how about, THE CHARITY? Instead of wasting your bloody money on these FIREWORK stuff and pollute the air. The earth is already hot enough, ok people? Thank you very much, I know that you're too kind and generous but no, we do not need any extra HEAT. And HAVE A HEART, MATE! Do you HAVE to let out your fireworks on SUNDAY NIGHTS OR MIDNIGHTS? You might not need to work, or might be able to take the day off, but people like us have something called SCHOOL. Ever heard of it? And here's the funny part. We're suppose to go to school, EARLY IN THE MORNING. Don't you know that these FIREWORK things are extremely LOUD? They don't call it 响天雷 for nothing. Have a HEART!